Talloppad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Talloppad created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talloppad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Talloppad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Talloppad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Talloppad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Do not take Talloppad's name in vain.