Mumvagzed is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, clever swan.

Mumvagzed created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumvagzed, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumvagzed, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mumvagzed's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mumvagzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mumvagzed on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.