Wigquafban is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, generous wombat.

Wigquafban created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigquafban, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wigquafban, she will not invite you to parties.

Wigquafban's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wigquafban's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wigquafban.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Never chant in the presence of ducks.

5. Do not hurt voles.