Stipfedhak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful deer.

Stipfedhak created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipfedhak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stipfedhak, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stipfedhak's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Stipfedhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.