Minteenhit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast owl.

Minteenhit created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minteenhit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Minteenhit, she will come to you in dreams.

Minteenhit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Minteenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about moons.