Bundissbumdidnutpig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong fly.

Bundissbumdidnutpig created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bundissbumdidnutpig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bundissbumdidnutpig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bundissbumdidnutpig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bundissbumdidnutpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to turtles while wearing cyan boots.

4. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.