Tanweelog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident tapir.

Tanweelog created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tanweelog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tanweelog, he will torture you forever.

Tanweelog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tanweelog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing turquoise coats and balancing eight zinc spheres on your back.