Japtamflig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart butterfly.

Japtamflig created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Japtamflig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Japtamflig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Japtamflig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Japtamflig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Japtamflig.

2. You must pray to Japtamflig eight times a day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japtamflig.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing magenta corsets.