Tombotgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful unicorn.

Tombotgeb created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tombotgeb, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tombotgeb, she will turn you into a rat.

Tombotgeb's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tombotgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not commit murder.