Bestkemliddib Ominquagvan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful dingo.

Bestkemliddib Ominquagvan created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestkemliddib Ominquagvan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestkemliddib Ominquagvan, it will turn you into a plant.

Bestkemliddib Ominquagvan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bestkemliddib Ominquagvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing magenta dresses and balancing seven carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Never feed cherries to frogs while wearing stockings.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bestkemliddib Ominquagvan on top of all buildings.