Flabhitkopleg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, strong grasshopper.

Flabhitkopleg created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabhitkopleg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabhitkopleg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flabhitkopleg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flabhitkopleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.