Voghimved is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast dove.

Voghimved created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voghimved, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Voghimved, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Voghimved's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Voghimved's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Voghimved loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.