Wannabsit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish dryad.

Wannabsit created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wannabsit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wannabsit, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wannabsit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wannabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Wannabsit loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Never hop near ants.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.