Meg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable zebra.

Meg created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Meg, it will laugh at you.

Meg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Meg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Meg.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.