Dunnursag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak fox.

Dunnursag created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunnursag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunnursag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dunnursag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dunnursag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Dunnursag seven times a day.

3. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.