Sisfarnhon Henorttom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy clam.

Sisfarnhon Henorttom created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sisfarnhon Henorttom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sisfarnhon Henorttom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sisfarnhon Henorttom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sisfarnhon Henorttom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.