Sitfidbudbep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome wombat.

Sitfidbudbep created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sitfidbudbep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sitfidbudbep, he will strike you with lightening.

Sitfidbudbep's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sitfidbudbep's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sitfidbudbep.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Learn five new languages a year.