Abkonhat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonest goat.

Abkonhat created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abkonhat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Abkonhat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Abkonhat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Abkonhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always obey Abkonhat's priests.