Gudveencit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, flying fairy.

Gudveencit created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudveencit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudveencit, it will send you a sign.

Gudveencit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gudveencit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed corn to aardvarks while wearing turquoise shoes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.