Bog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying wyrm.

Bog created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Bog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bog, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.