Nurtsidtun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage wolf.

Nurtsidtun created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtsidtun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurtsidtun, he will come to you in dreams.

Nurtsidtun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nurtsidtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. You must love Nurtsidtun.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Fast once a month.