Afbit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, smart goat.

Afbit created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afbit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afbit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Afbit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Afbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue dresses.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Hide if four nematodes approach from the west.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.