Rillunkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain dryad.

Rillunkon created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillunkon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rillunkon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rillunkon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rillunkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Never laugh near sheep.

5. Always stare at clouds.