Flyartlog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong raven.

Flyartlog created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyartlog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flyartlog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Flyartlog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flyartlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.