Dunbestrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty jellyfish.

Dunbestrutt created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbestrutt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dunbestrutt, it will turn you into a duck.

Dunbestrutt's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dunbestrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from brown great tits for they are unholy.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.