Rotzogcab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awesome human.

Rotzogcab created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotzogcab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotzogcab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rotzogcab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rotzogcab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rotzogcab.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Never laugh near dolphins.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Never talk about fire.