Fossyarpbossflat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured ferret.

Fossyarpbossflat created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fossyarpbossflat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fossyarpbossflat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fossyarpbossflat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fossyarpbossflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Worship no other gods but Fossyarpbossflat.