Bedcetgub Mitfutsid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow dryad.

Bedcetgub Mitfutsid created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcetgub Mitfutsid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedcetgub Mitfutsid, it will cry a lot.

Bedcetgub Mitfutsid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bedcetgub Mitfutsid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bedcetgub Mitfutsid on top of all buildings.