Dosshivsid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical aardvark.

Dosshivsid created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosshivsid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dosshivsid, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dosshivsid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dosshivsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never bounce near capybaras.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.