Garfemlim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unfair chinchilla.

Garfemlim created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garfemlim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Garfemlim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Garfemlim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Garfemlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.