Listsidrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent gnu.

Listsidrutt created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listsidrutt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listsidrutt, he will not care.

Listsidrutt's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Listsidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.