Camgarlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, almighty tortoise.

Camgarlarp created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camgarlarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camgarlarp, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Camgarlarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Camgarlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Camgarlarp in the centre of the settlement.