Nadnanvanfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awesome fly.

Nadnanvanfad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadnanvanfad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nadnanvanfad, she will strike you with lightening.

Nadnanvanfad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nadnanvanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not covet oxen.