Zendubyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous dryad.

Zendubyog created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zendubyog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zendubyog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zendubyog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zendubyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near cats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Zendubyog loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away if four snails approach from the west.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.