Jenpogdad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured dingo.

Jenpogdad created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenpogdad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jenpogdad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jenpogdad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jenpogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from fawn otters, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.