Dussjamhatdub is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, vain owl.

Dussjamhatdub created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussjamhatdub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dussjamhatdub, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dussjamhatdub's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dussjamhatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never skip near geese.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never wear skirts.