Popmonnell is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate fairy.

Popmonnell created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popmonnell, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Popmonnell, she will torture you forever.

Popmonnell's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Popmonnell's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.