Popmonnell is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate
fairy.
Popmonnell created a strange quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Popmonnell, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Popmonnell, she will torture you forever.
Popmonnell's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Popmonnell's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat carrots.
2. Do not shave your arms.
3. Do not dye your hair magenta.
4. Do not speak about coconuts.
5. Always treat sheep with great respect.