Fidnartpit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, duplicitous dolphin.

Fidnartpit created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidnartpit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fidnartpit, it will strike you with lightening.

Fidnartpit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fidnartpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.