Tapdibwap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, astonishing hummingbird.

Tapdibwap created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapdibwap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tapdibwap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tapdibwap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tapdibwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Worship no other gods but Tapdibwap.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Tapdibwap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tapdibwap on top of all buildings.