Buggubmum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, resourceful manatee.

Buggubmum created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buggubmum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Buggubmum, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Buggubmum's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Buggubmum's Holy Commandments

1. Buggubmum loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about comets.