Quillhenbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate mink.

Quillhenbarn created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Quillhenbarn, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quillhenbarn, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Quillhenbarn's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Quillhenbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not keep eight foxes in a large pit.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Quillhenbarn's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillhenbarn.