Hungondamflag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless lizard.

Hungondamflag created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungondamflag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hungondamflag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hungondamflag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hungondamflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing blue skirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your arms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Always obey Hungondamflag's priests.