Nurweebon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable hamster.

Nurweebon created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurweebon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurweebon, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nurweebon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nurweebon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Nurweebon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if four pigs approach from the south.