Kopnatdudsagmon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, capable crocodile.

Kopnatdudsagmon created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopnatdudsagmon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kopnatdudsagmon, she will destroy your home planet.

Kopnatdudsagmon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kopnatdudsagmon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Run away from yellow aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about galaxies.
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