Vonkjarnqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, vain cobra.

Vonkjarnqueeg created light two years ago.

If you believe in Vonkjarnqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vonkjarnqueeg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vonkjarnqueeg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vonkjarnqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vonkjarnqueeg on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not eat peanuts.