Stergaryam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing hedgehog.

Stergaryam created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stergaryam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stergaryam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Stergaryam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Stergaryam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near mites while wearing magenta dresses and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.