Wikcipgig Hapyogkik Cussyogdod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent whale.

Wikcipgig Hapyogkik Cussyogdod created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcipgig Hapyogkik Cussyogdod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wikcipgig Hapyogkik Cussyogdod, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wikcipgig Hapyogkik Cussyogdod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wikcipgig Hapyogkik Cussyogdod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wikcipgig Hapyogkik Cussyogdod.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Wikcipgig Hapyogkik Cussyogdod on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.