Cepgovbamlapstipnil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, moody troll.

Cepgovbamlapstipnil created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cepgovbamlapstipnil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cepgovbamlapstipnil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cepgovbamlapstipnil's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cepgovbamlapstipnil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Cepgovbamlapstipnil on top of important buildings.

2. Never hop in the presence of cats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about moons.