Cibtadyim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust bee.

Cibtadyim created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtadyim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cibtadyim, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cibtadyim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cibtadyim's Holy Commandments

1. Cibtadyim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Never talk about spacetime near doves while wearing yellow hats and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to porpoises while wearing cyan rings.