Tagrapfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, weak gnu.

Tagrapfly created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Tagrapfly, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tagrapfly, it will torture you forever.

Tagrapfly's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tagrapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tagrapfly must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.